caseyanthonyofficial:

One time I got pulled over by a cop and I was so nervous that I thought I was supposed to call him “your honor” like we were in court or something but then I corrected last minute and I just said “Good evening your officer”

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kanyewesticle:

do you ever check out someones blog and its pretty good and they’re hot and you’re like IM GLAD I FOUND YOU and then you never speak to them

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heytinafey:

fun fact i once made a fake reese witherspoon twitter 4 shits and denise richards messaged me a couple times asking me if i was the real deal/telling me stories about her pet pig

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this is my favorite post of all time

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once upon a time meme: nine scenes (7/9)

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"You are what you love, not who loves you."

“Save Rock And Roll”, Fall Out Boy ft Elton John, 2013. (via pleasebraceyourselves)

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Anonymous asked: Okay so I just noticed that you answered the ask about 1D a few pages back. I should have checked first, then sent the other ask. Now this is an ask about an ask about an ask, which is really pointless

Hahahaha :) Oh no worries. <3 Any asks are appreciated because I literally get them like once a year. *throws self a pity party* *no one shows up but me* *just like my ask box*

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Anonymous asked: I got to ask you that last question I sent in person, so never mind. Also: apparently somebody did an actual scientific study about Comic Sans, and it turns out that that font makes people feel contempt. This has been a really strange ask

You did get to ask me that today! And really?!? That’s probably because it’s literally the stupidest font ever. My anatomy teacher printed a bunch of stuff out in Comic Sans this entire past year, and it made me SO ANGRY.

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send me an ✖ if you’re afraid of talking to me and tell me why.

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horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

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thechamberofsecrets:

*drowns sorrows in harry’s dimples*

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